Hello Darcy! (And possibly Vera Wang, if you read bad blogs with terrible grammar and have too many fecal jokes in them.)
I just found out my wedding budget. And, no matter what my budget, I cannot afford a $3000 wedding dress. Now, I am in no way sad about the fact that I cannot afford a $3000 wedding dress, it seems like a very frivolous expense for something I will only wear LITERALLY once. (No judgment Darcy, I am sure Martha pays very well, and kudos for you. But my company does not pay well.)
What I would like, however, is to make my own dress. Specially, I want to make a version of YOUR Vera Wang wedding dress. The problem is - I cannot find a single picture of your dress from behind. I need more detailed photos of your dress.
I saw it once - ONCE - on Martha Stewart ONDemand. And since then? NOTHING. I need pictures. MANY MANY DETAILED PICTURES. I know Martha likes to taunt us ladies into coming back to her show. TRUST ME MARTHA - I am hooked. Just have another show with the dress in it - OR POST MORE PICTURES ONLINE. Vera - can you help a girl out?! I am sure you have pictures. Heck, I would settle for the muslin pictures!
Martha, Darcy, Vera - YOU LADIES ARE LIKE MY CRACK. Please give me more. Please?
Love,
Enna
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