Hey! Look up!

I redid the pages. If the pages weren't viewed in 2 months, then they're gone. Unless you really gave a damn about what Premier League Soccer (football) team I am lusting after as of late, which, apparently you all weren't. Oh well, maybe I will make a homage page for all my various strange emails received from this site and responses to Craigslist ads I have gotten. But that might be too frightening, even for the internet.