Dear Forces of the Universe -
Hello, my name is Enna. You probably don't know me, or perhaps you do, but I am the girl you have been shitting on for the past...oh 7 years. Do you remember me now? I doesn't matter. I really just have one question for you - Do I have to sacrifice an infant to Balthazar or something? What do I have to do to make my life better? See, I tried college, but that expensive. I tried buying a condo, and it's expensive. I tried the American dream, but now I want to cash in my chips. I want to save up some money and buy a commune and not shave my armpits.
I am an overall happy person, is that the problem? Should I be an asshole? Should I go around slapping babies and stealing and slandering? Maybe deface a church or two? Where exactly am I going wrong here?
Anxiously awaiting your reply while losing faith in the American Dream,
Enna S.
You're doing fine. It just takes a little longer because of the economy. It was never easy for anyone and is not meant to be easy. It just plugs right along. Now slapping a spoiled child's parent would help-A LOT!
ReplyDeleteExactly, the economy is crap and the idea of getting a mortgage right now is really scary, unless you've got a fabulous, secure job (I sure as hell don't)
ReplyDeleteBTW, I love those wedding pictures you posted. The one with the wedding party and the trees is AMAZING.
You're damn right ! It's the best wedding photo EVER.
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