Sorry for the men in the audience, but this post is completely and utterly wedding related. So, without further ado, here are some ideas I have scrounged up:
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[/caption]I absolutely LOVE this bouquet. It's made out of ornaments. Ornaments! Is that not the greatest idea you have ever seen, outside, of course, real flowers.
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[/caption]This is the greatest wedding party photo ever. It's not even up for discussion. You could convince me Sarah Palin is a feminist before you convince me that there is a better wedding photo than this.
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[/caption]The more time that goes on, the more I just want to become a hippie and get married by a Wiccan in a forest preserve. This wedding crap is costing entirely too much money.
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[/caption]The more time that goes on, the more I like this dress. I think I need to try it on. It matches my ring, even! I mean, I really, REALLY despise House of Brides...but I may need to swallow my pride and go in there and try it on.
And finally, my reward to myself...
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[/caption]The week after I get married, I am dying my hair pink. WHY NOT! Mrs Eric's Mother (I have GOT to think up a name for her to use on this blog!) convinced me not to dye the back of my hair bright blue (like the ornament above blue) about 3 months ago. But seriously folks? After the stress of planning a wedding and getting married, I deserve some pink hair. That's all I am saying.
Re. the wedding dress: HUBBA HUBBA!
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