Eric just had some dental surgery, and because of this, he hasn't been very hungry. Today his appetite came back with a thunder, so we went to get pizza from Papa John's, as it is the mildest of all pizzas. In Chicago, choosing Papa John's pizza over all other pizza places is like going to Baskin Robins and ordering vanilla. Freezer burned vanilla.
Anyway, so while we are waiting for our pizza, we decide to take a walk to Walgreen's to get him some yogurt and ice cream and other soft stuff for him to eat. We come upon the Cookies/Chips aisle, and he gets dismayed.
Eric: "There's nothing for me to eat here. Man, I love all this stuff, but I can't eat any of it!"
Me: "You should try the Oreo Cakesters! Those are soft! Although, they're possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever put in my mouth."
Eric: "Well thanks, I am so looking forward to eating the most disgusting thing you have ever put in your mouth. Great suggestion Enna, really. Thanks so much."
This made me laugh. And when I say laugh, I mean I brayed like a donkey.
I was just talking with my mother that I am possibly the most unlucky, clumsy child ever to walk the face of the world. Eric, however, is built like a steel bullet train. He bumps into the wall, he doesn't even bruise. A small breeze blows into the window, I will somehow end up falling on my collar bone. And then stabbing myself accidentally when I get back up. Now, I have decided to never write about stupid things people have said in my friends/family unless a)I have their permission, or b)it doesn't make them look dumb, just humorous (see: assworms, lies my parents have told me as a child, etc). This doesn't exactly extend to myself, however.
For whatever reason, Eric's reply made me laugh. Really hard, if you get what I am saying. I am snorting, and peeing. All in the middle of a drugstore.
Eric can't help but laugh because I am laughing. I finally get ahold of myself, and I ask him is he can see a wet spot on my pants. He laughs harder. No, he can't see the wet spot, but I was laughing so hard, and was so out of breath, that when I asked if he could see it, I pretty much yelled it across the Walgreen's. Thus, it didn't matter if anyone could SEE the wet spot, as I had just announced to the whole store that I had pissed myself.
Sometimes I have so much class I surprise myself.
I just, quite literally, peed my panties.
ReplyDeleteI really had to go since my last lesson at school and when i got home i had to go even more but then i started playing my game and because it is a long game that you cannot pause, when you get a long way you dont want to stop. After every 15 levels there is a cut scene so when i was between the 15th and 16th level i got up and shoved a pad into my panties than carried on. It wasnt a maxi pad or anything, just a normal period pad.
Well, by now i am rocking in my chair trying so hard not to piss that my sides are hurting, i feel a bit come out but nothing major and carry on.
Now when i said i was at the 15th level this is really good for me, i had never got that far before so i wanted to carry on even more than usual. I kept feeling little squirts come out but i thouhgt they were just small.
I finally couldnt bare it anymore and got up to use the bathroom, but as i stood up i felt another, as i thought small, sqirt come out. I shoved my hand into my crotch and it feels all wet so i look down and to my surprise there is a huge wet spot. I run to my door but as i get there to unlock it i hear my sister go into the bathroom.
So by now my pad, panties and jeans are saoking wet and i am in so much pain with both my hands in my wet crotch, my legs crossed and me rocking backwards and forwards.
If that isnt enough my jeans are too tight and are pushing on my bladder.
So then i thought about putting another pad in, i did but it was rally hard cos i kept squirting onto my hand whilst putting it in. Soon this pad is covered in my piss and by now you would think almost all my pee wouldve come out but it hasnt.Im still dancing and am really desperate and my sister still hasnt come out. I pull my jeans so they dont get any watter but as i am doing this i feel a huge squirt come out and then my whole piss. It lasts for ages, almost 3 minutes and its dripping down my legs, through my panties and onto my jeans and carpet.
It is just at this point that my sister comes out the bathroom
Gosh!!!!!
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