Sexy Times Ahead

Eric and I have a friend who is in a band, and one day, I will link that band here, but after some stuff changes first. Heff is down right hysterical when drinking, and has more self-esteem than anyone I have ever met without being cocky.

Eric and I went over to Heff's house. Heff is living in an apartment in Elmhurst, and recently, he was at a party and made a 'Heff Sandwich' with 'two hotties.' He then asked them if they were looking for a place to live, and wouldn't you know it, they needed somewhere to live!

So Heff invites them to live with him. When asked about his new roommates, Heff leans back in his chair, takes a drag off his cigarette, closes his eyes, puts his hands behind his head, and says, "Enna, nothing but sexy times ahead. SEXY TIMES."

I guess it could be worse for Heff: