Foot Fetish

My favorite holiday of ALL TIME is tomorrow, the Fourth of July. To get my feet in pristine condition, I gave myself a pedicure. In the process of giving myself a pedicure, I used my fabulous new product - the PedEgg.

See, awhile back, Eric bought himself a Samurai Shark. When you check out for one of those As Seen On TV dealies, they make you register your email address.

THEN THEY SEND YOU 450+ EMAILS A DAY.

They eventually wore me down, and I broke down and bought a PedEgg.

This is in NO WAY an endorsement of the PedEgg, they are not paying me to review their product, and I wish they would NEVER SHOW THEIR COMMERCIAL AGAIN. I hate their infomercial almost as much as I hate the HeadOn commercial. YES I GET IT I WILL APPLY IT DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

So, after giving myself a proper "egging," I emptied the "shavings" onto my coffee table.

IT WAS LIKE I WAS RECREATING THE COKE SCENE FROM SCARFACE.

It. was. crazy.

So, my father and sister were waiting at the doctor's office, and I whipped out my new camera phone, took a picture, and promptly sent it to my father to show my sister. Two weeks ago, my sister found out I bought myself a PedEgg, and she screamed into the phone "DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT THE SHAVINGS THAT THING IS SICK AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT."

So of course I had to send her a picture.

And for those of you wondering, it does work. But it's like a small cheese grater for your feet. Also, Walgreens or CVS or any drugstore has them for MUCH CHEAPER. It doesn't hurt, and all-in-all it's a pretty good product. But I get 450+ MORE emails a day, so in the end, it was worth it for my being able to horrify my little sister, and not much else.