Awake

I am awake, and waiting for church. I had a really bad night of dreams, so eventually, at 4 a.m. I decided wake up and watch some TV. instead of making Eric wake up every half an hour and hug me.

In other news: Some one at the Government screwed up! I AM GETTING A STIMULUS CHECK! (I know, I know, there's a joke in there somewhere!) Normally, they are TAKING MY MONEY LIKE GANGBUSTERS. So, this is a nice change. I cannot wait for this check to come. I am going to rub it all over my body, and then go spend it at Ikea, a Swedish furniture store.

I was originally going to donate it Barack, but now he's not taking contributions from the American Public. And I decided that I need to be in PR, because DAMN I would be good at it. I mean, I already spin numbers, and I could spin that so very well. I should write an open letter to Barack. I mean, I am from Illinois, so I could carry this state for him, we are very fond of voting for our homegrown heroes.

Wait? What? Oh right, Barack will win Illinois anyhow. For one thing, we are a STRONG blue state, as well as Barack's home town (And, a quick recap: Barack is a citizen of the US, he is not a radical supporter of Islam and a sleeper cell, and is from Illinois)

Either way, this turned into QUITE the political post!

Ok folks, time for church!



YOU BETTER NOT MR McCAIN! BACK AWAY SLOWLY!