I know a strange selection of Italian:
Ti รจ sbandata suo genitali?
Did you crush his genitals?
Tua madre saprebbero.
Your mother would know.
Che cosa un attraente prostituta!
What an attractive prostitute!
I am also working on a cookbook of recipes I like. I am going to color code it. Meat will be in the RED section, fruit will be in the ORANGE section, Vegetables will be in the GREEN section, and starches will be in the YELLOW section. Every night, for dinner, we will pick out one recipe from every section, and make that for dinner. Basically, I have trouble with shopping and cooking because I don't buy any ingredients when I go shopping, I tend to rely on the ready made meals. So I am going to try to stop doing that. I am going to try to plan out meals, and make them complete meals.
Oh and there will be a BLUE section, and that is the dessert section. OH YEAH.
I have an awesome from-scratch apple-pie recipie, if you ever need to impress anyone!
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