Set Back Day 2

This morning I went to CVS to get a Freeze Away wart system (not that I have warts, I want to freeze the ants that are starting to infest my sister's room. Don't act like that doesn't sound like fun) and I noticed a Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake.

And that Little Debbie callllllllled to me.

And I ate it.

I hadn't even paid for it, and I ate it. In the store. LIKE A HOBO.

Next you would expect me to run up and down the deoterant isle rubbing various deoterants on my genetals and then put them back on the shelf! (Yeah, good luck getting that image out of your head!)

I had to sadly walk up to the register, pay for all my items, and then hand her the no-longer-sticky-because-I-sucked-that-fucker-dry wrapper with the UPC code and told her (without looking at her out of sheer shame) to 'also ring this up please.'

So, I had a brief relapse into my slothful, Little-Debbie-for-Breakfast ways. The diet can still go on as long as I learned something from this relapse, and what I learned is:

Little Debbie is Satan Incarnate for tasting that good. Also, I am never going to buy deoterant from that CVS, seeing as how I have already "tested" it anyhow.