A List

Things I Like:

• RC Cola


• Math (Specifically Algebra)


• Writing


• Painting Pictures of Robots


• Ebaying


• Thrift Stores


• Sending Odd text messages to my sister regarding how long it would take to get her out of a sink hole or well if she were ever to fall in one (Answers: Never, and 2 hours, respectively)


• Making Graphs on my graphing calculator/computer


• Silent cats that are afraid of me, and therefore stay far away from me


• Reading food blogs


• The Venture Brothers


• Twitter


• Autumn

Things I Dislike:

• Any male with a smaller waist than me


• Women who are shocked when I say I do not wear makeup to work


• Figure Skaters


• Bar Women (you know what I am talking about)


• WHEN THE AIR CONDITIONING GOES OUT AT WORK (like right now! At least I am actually wearing deoterant today)


• My Boss, Lumberg


• My home phone (why do I even HAVE ONE?)


• AT&T


• The entire works of John Steinbeck


• Winter

Things I Would Do if I Were Invinceable:

• Call everyone Cracker, regardless of race/sex


• Smoke a carton of Marlboro Reds a day, after, of course, ripping off the filter


• Ride the rails


• Live in Tel Aviv


• Vacation in Cairo

Things I Would NOT Do if Invinceable:

• Wear a rediculous outfit and save people


• If I did wear a redick outfit and save people, I would not have a cape

Things I Would Do if I Did Not Have Taste Buds:

• Gin and Juice for breakfast