Tonight was movie night here at my house, and we went to the Tivoli theater. I did really well, I ate pretty much no bad food. The guy behind me, however, WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT ON MY DIET PLAN.
He was huge, he ate like a cow chewing his cud, and had horrible gas. And his cell kept going off. And you'll never guess what? Some one BRED with this man. His kids were running up and down the isles.
Ahhh, movie night, it reminds me every time to sign up for Netflix.
Annoying-movie-theater-man's kids were so obnoxious I started to think about how many calories where in children. I mean, they're probably like lobster, very little calories without the drawn butter.
Sorry this post isn't really diet-centered, but there's only so many times a person can say on a blog, "Today I ate a handful of green beans, and some grapefruit, and a banana, and some grapes." because let me tell you, writing about it is about as exhilarating as LIVING it.
Some good news (that IS diet related), I have dropped almost an inch off my stomach-area of my waist. And that's at NIGHT, not in the morning, where I am my super-skinniest-self. You know, that time in the morning when bathing suit shopping seems like a great idea.
As a workout today, I steam-cleaned my carpets. And I shut off the air conditioning to do it too. I probably sweat that inch off myself in water weight alone. But you should SEE my pretty carpets!
That's about it folks, it's time for me to be going to bed, otherwise I might run out and buy a Sam's Club size bag of Double Stuff Oreos and some Marshmallow Fluff and make myself some Shame Sandwiches. Goodnight!
Are Shame Sandwiches in any way related to the infamous "Shame Sticks?' You know, where you take a stick of butter and roll it in sugar. It was featured on "According to Jim."
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