Day 3 - Going Strong

I had a bit of a stomach ache last night (perhaps from all the $#@%#$@! FRUIT) so I drank some ginger ale. Does that count as breaking my diet? I should hope not.

I am trying to think of something diet related to post about, but really, I cannot. I haven't been cheating on the diet other than... you know, that one time.

So, instead, I shall regail you with other events from my obviously steller, exciting, fresh-scented-deoterant life:

1. I am thinking now more than ever about going into business for myself.

2. I am joining a Lutheran Bible Study. No jokes please. ACTUALLY! This does relate to this diet! I will tell you more about it after this list!

3. I worked out my arms last night. Carrie helped. No more chicken waddle! And Eric got free tickets to the gun show!

4. A DJ from B96 put an ad on Craigslist advertising a meetup for men who have feet fetishes. It is disturbing, and not for the normal freaky-people-on-Craigslist disturbing, but because they are talking about rubbing food inbetween their toes. AND IT IS FOOD I CANNOT EAT like marshmallow fluff and I am all like 'oooh yeah, just gimmie the fluff baby' YOU CAN KEEP THE TOES REALLY. Especially considering I have the most attractive toes I have ever seen (and I am not boasting here people) and I don't want to lick jelly off of my own feet. Let alone some weirdo's from craigslist. But damn I could go for some fluff.

 

Ok, so the Lutheran Bible Study has a bent on staying healthy. So they read a lot of the Bible (is that capitalized?) where God/Moses/Jesus talks about eating right and not screwing your goats or something.  In the time before Craigslist, there were freaky people then too!

It's like Bible Study + Weight Watchers + Jell-O (Because they're Lutherans) = My Lutheran Bible Study!