And now for something non urine related...

Some cool sites I have found on the Internets (mostly via MetaFilter, which I am also addicted to. But I will save you all the complications or sloshing through the crap and sarcastic inside-joke comments and just post them here for your enjoyment).

This is just freaky. Personally I would find the guy who left it and send it to him, and tell him I filled it in with "glee and the tears of the innocent" just because he left a snarky note. Seriously though, this man could be my grandfather.

DANG. I wish I had my Atari 5200 manual. OH WAIT. There it is. As well as instruction manuals and documents for everything you could ever want. (Full disclosure, I do not own an Atari 5200. But I do own close to every single Ninteno game ever made. I am also now the proud owner of a top loader, and if you know what that means, welcome, you fellow dork you.)

OH THANK YOU. I can totally eat fruit on my diet. AND THIS TOTALLY COUNTS.

I have 450 pounds of ground chuck in my freezer. What should I make? I am tired of meatloaf. Wonder no more. You can enter a single, or multiple ingredients, and it shoots you back recipes.

Why was I not born with a wang?

No, Eric is not allowed to get married in this.

This site is free from any government affiliations. Which means you can somewhat trust it's content. (IT IS STILL A WEBSITE, AFTERALL).

Get my cot ready at Gitmo. I am going all political on you. I read this site. A LOT. Let's face it - if someone is hating America enough to kill himself for his cause, maybe we should pay attention to the news he is reading/watching?

I am linking to McSweeney's. Sorry. I know, it's almost like blog cheating.

That is all folks. Sorry about the lack of entries as of late. I am focusing on...well, other, more important things. Like paying my cable bill. And discovering which self-tanner doesn't make me smell like day-old rotisserie chicken. Tomorrow is Eric's company outing too. I look forward to this so much, it's kind of sad.